The Incoherent Ramblings of a Technicolor Kitty

Surfboards and Pineapple Pizza is the Hawaii 5-O equivalent to my Easy FAKE Oven. It's a collection of one-shots and shorts written for various challenges and communities. And it starts with smut. >_>

Title: Easy Sway
Rating: M
Content of Note: Smut
Written for: fanfic_bakeoff's "bright" theme
Characters/Pairings: Steve/Danny
Word Count: 495
Disclaimed: These characters aren’t mine. They are the property of CBS and their affiliates. I’m just playing with them for a bit.
Notes: Soooo... This was meant to just be a nice, sweet little cuddle ‘fic, complete with octo-SEALs and silliness. At some point, it kind of took a left turn at Albuquerque and decided that I needed to write my first bit of porny slash. (Slashy porn? Whatever.) >_> Kind of fitting for my first ‘fic in this fandom, huh? XD

( In which there is a quiet Danny and an octo-SEAL )

So, I figure making people dig through my tags can be a little annoying and unwieldy. Therefore, masterlist for your convenience! Sorted alphabetically by fandom.

Know something you're positive I wrote, but don't see it on the list? Yeah, I probably missed it. Sorry, but you'll have to dig through the tags. (You could also poke me about it and I'll get it up here. I don't bite...hard. XD)

And heeeeeere weeeee go!

( Master list of Doooooooooom! )

Title: Reason and Rhyme
Rating: G
Written for: fanfic_bakeoff's "catch" challenge.
Characters/Pairings: Tsuzuki, Hisoka, Dee/Ryo
Word Count: 634
Notes: The original to this (which you can find here if you're interested) is a 300 word ficlet that was written for the Fanfic Bakeoff. This is an expanded version that I just couldn't see not posting. It's a crossover with the manga series FAKE and is part of a planned pair of stories. Hopefully I can get the other half up soon.

( Hisoka and Tsuzuki are Summoned to New York City )

Title: Resolution
Rating: R (for future content)
Written for: mcgray's artwork and iy_blind's "kiss" theme
Placement: Third
Original posting date: Feb. 26, 2009
Content of Note: None for this part
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters portrayed in this piece. They are the property of Rumiko Takahashi and any others she has legally sold the rights to. I just enjoy messin' with'em.
A/N: I originally started writing this piece a – erm – very long time ago. It was a response to an image posted by the very talented mcgray, which I've linked above. It was dusted off and the first part completed for the “Kiss” theme over on iy_blind, where it received third place. I’m working on finishing the second part of this. Dunno when it’ll get posted, though. >_<

Anyway, this story takes place shortly after the events in Chapter 465 of the manga. Needless to say, there are probably spoilers.



( Resolution )

Title:  Breathe
Rating:  PG
Written for:  iyissekiwa's "Tear" theme
Placement:  Third
Original Post Date:  Jan. 24, 2008
Notes:  You could call this a sequel/companion piece to my one-shot "Star-Crossed."  You don't have to have read that one -- I think this one stands alone pretty well -- but it might make a little more sense if you have.



( I will go on. I have to... )

 

Title: Right Where He Belongs
Rating: G
Written for: iyissekiwa's "hold" theme
Original posting date: Nov. 28, 2007
Content of Note: None
Disclaimed: I do not own Inuyasha. He and his cohorts are the property of Rumiko Takahashi and anyone she may have sold legal rights to.

( Right Where He Belongs )

Title: Flights of Fancy
Rating: G
Written for: iyfic_contest's "fantasy" theme
Original posting date: Aug. 28, 2007
Content of Note: None
Disclaimed: These characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi and any entities she may have sold the rights to. I just enjoy making their lives a little interesting.

( Flights of Fancy )

Title:  Heritage
Rating:  G
Written for:  iyissekiwa's "Memory" theme
Placement:  Third
Other Awards:  Third place for Best Short-Short for Third Quarter 2007 at the IYFG
Original posting date:  July 25, 2007
Content of Note:  None
Disclaimer:  I do not own nor do I make any profit from the use of these characters.  They are the property of Rumiko Takahashi and any others that she may have sold copyrights to.  About the only thing I can claim is the boy and even that is pushing it.
Notes:  I wasn't as happy with this piece as I have been with others in the past.  Something about the ending just doesn't sit real well.  I guess a few people liked it, though, as it won third place for this theme.  Anyway, here it is.



 
( He would never be forgotten. )

Title:  Legacy
Rating:  PG
Written for:  iyfic_contest's theme "In Vino Veritas"
Original Post Date:  May 14, 2007
Content of Note:  Uhhhh, drunk Mushin?
Disclaimer:  I don't own any of these characters.  They belong to Rumiko Takahashi and anyone else she may have sold the rights to.  It's just fun to mess with them occasionally.
Notes:  Damn, I've been doing a lot of drabbles and shorts lately.  Here again is an entry in iyfic_contest.  This one's theme was in vino veritas.  For those unsure, that translates to "in wine, truth."  This was my interpretation.  I didn't win anything with this one, but it was interesting to write.  I've never had a reason to use Mushin before.  This was  a nice change.

 

( Ever wonder why Mushin drinks? Maybe he has good reason. )