patch_tails: (H5O ?!)
Title: Must Be Tuesday
Collection: Surfboards and Pineapple Pizza
Rating: G
Content of Note: Um, crack?
Written for: [ profile] sd_ldws Round 5, Week 1. Genre was crack, prompt was "raccoon"
Characters/Pairings: Steve,Danny
Word Count: 299

When the kid described their perp, this is definitely not what Danny had in mind. )
patch_tails: (Steve/Danny -- Destiny)
Title: A Horse is a Horse, Of Course, Of Course
Collection: Surfboards and Pineapple Pizza
Rating: G
Content of Note: Um, crack?
Written for: [ profile] sd_ldws Round 4, Week 6 -- Challenge cliché/genre was "wild card(author’s choice)", prompt was this photo
Characters/Pairings: Steve,Danny
Word Count: 499
Notes: I have no excuse, and I’m sorry. XD

Also, I managed to place as Third Runner-Up this round! Behold the Banner of Loveliness!

Summary: Steve and Danny get a little more than they bargained for when they go to question a witness.

And no one can talk to a horse, of course )
patch_tails: (Ride a Hanyou)
Series: Outtakes
Chapter Title: The Talk
Rating: R
Warnings: Yaoi, inucest, a little citrus for flavor -- no, it's not yaoi citrus. I can't bring myself to go quite that far, not even for a laugh -- and OOCness out the wahzoo.

To any yaoi reader/writer out there who may read this, I apologize in advance. This is crack in its purest form, and I mean no disrespect to those who have made this particular genre an art form.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, for which they fall to their knees and thank the All Mighty. They are the property of Rumiko Takahashi and any other parties she may have legally sold the rights to. I can only beg their forgiveness for the transgressions contained herafter.

Notes: Okay, kids. Here it is. The second in a series of outtakes from various of the kitty's 'fics. This one's from my opus, All I Want to Christmas. It was a scene from about chapter 10, I think, wherein our favorite dog lord was supposed to explain the demonic facts of life to his younger brother. Is there really any question about why it got cut?

More crack? Yes, please! )
patch_tails: (Ride a Hanyou)
Series: Outtakes
Chapter Title: Dream a Little Dream
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I make any money off of these characters. Something, I'm sure, after reading what follows they are all grateful for. They do belong, however, to Rumiko Takahashi, a condition for which they all rejoice because she? Would never do this to them.
Notes: This was originally intended to be part of a longer piece. Parts of it may still be, with a little tweaking. It started out as a serious conversation and then the dog-eared muse decided I was too serious and took it in a direction I would never have expected. It's pretty obvious where it turns.

This is crack!fic and a parody. As such, I feel obligated to give a few warnings. If any of these things squick you in any way, I suggest finding another 'fic to read.

Warnings: Beyond this point is utter crack complete with rampant OOCness, implied yaoi, maybe a little implied yuri, complete disregard for canon, defiance of Earth logic, and mention of a threesome. Yeah, there's also inucest and mentions of a mangina. Tread carefully. You have been warned.

Get your crack here! )

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